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Camo as far as the eye can see
or can't see
I don't know, it's really great camo.

Bass Pro Shops

Eggo 

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The Kiowa call it Mankayia, a great horse spirit that shakes the ground.
The elders offer smoke. Smoke in exchange for their lives.

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When Officer Barbie says "Stop" you best stop.

Barbie

Duke's Mayonnaise

Land Rover

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Experience Bull Run
Where a brigade of Confederates, out of ammo,
started a rock fight with some New Yorkers.